Go Away, I Am Coding
Caffeine-Crazed Code Conquests Coding without caffeine is like trying to herd cats—pointless and hilariously chaotic. My morning starts with coffee strong enough to compile itself. The more espresso I consume, the faster my code writes itself, or at least that’s my caffeine-induced hallucination. One of my mugs proudly boasts, “World’s Okayest Programmer,” which is alarmingly … Read more
